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Name: Brian
Country: United States
State: Oklahoma
Metro: Oklahoma City
Birthday: 3/6/1987
Gender: Male


Interests: Lacrosse, astronomy, stamp and coin collecting, caligraphy, fencing, kung fu, bee keeping, water polo, pole vaulting, and playing Mastermind.
Expertise: Making out with girls.
Occupation: Operations
Industry: Government


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Member Since: 2/2/2004

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Thursday, August 31, 2006

That's my planet, Pluto! Here's to officially still being a planet. I had your back the whole time. I don't care what stupid rules made by old men from the 19th century with binoculars for telescopes decided about planetary orbits. You are most definitely a planet. I don't care that the new definition for a planet allows asteroids, comets, and other space trash to technically be known as planets. You'll always be my 9th rock from the sun.

 

Forget Chiron and Ceres. They're YOUR moons. They orbit YOU. Not the Sun. They can't be planets. Forget 2003 UB313. Everyone knows it's just an oversized piece of space ice. You're a real planet and that's what we need.

By the way...My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas! That's right Pizzas! That's you. It's not "served us nine." That doesn't even make sense. I've also heard that...My Very Elegant Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Porcupines! Booyah!

 

Once again…Here's to you!

 


Friday, April 07, 2006

KFC is now promoting their new meals on TV. These commercials promote the STRIP meal, the TWO PIECE meal, and the BREAST meal. These meals sound delicious, but broadcasting pictures of the meals might not be doing it for the average American viewers.

I am by no means an advertising expert, but I have come up with some new promotional ideas for these meals. American television watchers know what kinds of legs they want to see, and I don't think that's a chicken leg. Here are my submissions for replacing the pictures in the advertisement.

Strip Meal



Two Piece Meal



Breast Meal

CENSORED

( . )( . )

CENSORED

That's what they're really saying. I never realized how perverted chicken could be. That damned horny Colonel. Sorry for how risqué this post is. But KFC needs to clean up their act.


Friday, March 03, 2006

"I can't concentrate...Could I be pregnant?"

That's it! I'm pregnant! Just like mein guter deutscher Freund...Heidi Klum! Only I never had sex with a seal.

Could someone spare me the embarassment and go buy me an EPT?

Who knew that lack of concentration was due to pregnancy?...



Speaking of the Klumster. Project Runway...I loved him...then I hated him...now I kind of like him again...Santino is going to win. He has the best collection. Just get over it all of you Daniel lovers...even though he has the most amazing contestant, Nick, he has no chance. His outfits suck and you can't deny that. Chloe...wow...what a let down.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

I watched a full episode of Laguna beach for the first time. They were playing back to back between my German and Western Civ classes today so I thought I'd see what it was like. Wow! That is the most RIDICULOUS show I have ever seen. I disliked it more than the OC...haha the slogan..."The Real O.C." I can't believe so many people actually believe that it's unscripted. Yeah right! That's the most scripted show I've ever seen. I will say that the way the film it does make it look more like someone making a home video, but is that something to be proud of? It doesn't look natural at all. The acting is horrible. One of the couples that was breaking up couldn't stop laughing when they should have been half-way crying. You could tell that they remembered this every so often because they would almost try to fake a tear, but that hardly lasted a second each time. Anyway, the girl goes off to the mountains and the guy hooks up with some girl, while she pines over him the whole time she is gone. I was way confused because the two girls looked the same. I thought they WERE the same person. I guess I should have payed more attention. She comes back in they get back together...how perfect. It's almost like a TV show...wait! It is! Oh well. The show doesn't gross me out as much as My Super Sweet 16...so that's good?



Also...I saw a new Target commercial today. I was thinking to myself, "Wow! This is a really cool commercial and really cool clothes. What new store could this be?" Target?! I love Target, but I have never seen such clothing there. Oh well...you have to love Bulls-eye the Target dog right? Who doesn't want a bull terrier? I'm alone? Ok. I remember this magazine ad that ran for a long time with all of these different color reversible belts. One was red. I looked for that belt so many times. Never come to Target in OKC. Screw that...at least OKC has a Target though. Ugh. Good thing about having to go to OU next year...I'm that much closer to Target! and a lot of other places for that matter...hopefully it will still be far enough away from home though.



Yeah...I've definitely been watching too much Television. I used to hate TV and never watch it. I'm just so bored. Someone help me out.
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Monday, September 05, 2005

It's been a long time since I posted, but I was waiting on a few things to come in the mail. It is finally time though, and it should be a pretty cool post. I'm proud of it at least.

So I'm in college now, and I'm really loving Stillwater. I hate that I'm going to have to leave here in a year or so, but so far they don't have the major I want. Of course OU does, so I will probably be going there in a year or so. I'm sure it will be fun too, but I LOVE OSU! HaHa I never thought I would say that. I think tonight was my very first OSU football game. Wow! It was pretty sweet. I'm just glad we won, and that OU looked like a high school football team today. Of course they'll still make the front page of the paper for losing. I like the Sooners, but I think I like it more when I see their fans that get really upset after a loss.

Yeah...anyway...so my room is pretty sweet...I'll let the pictures speak.







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